Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Because we have to

Dude, a plane took off from Shreveport yesterday and landed at the Opelika-Auburn airport:



Now, I know that Jacobs his interviewing his candidates in New York, that Ruston has its own airport, and that the plane is apparently leased to "FOUNTAINBLEAU MANAGEMENT SERVICES LLC NEW ORLEANS LA," a properties management firm, but I think it's safe to ignore all of that and declare that without a doubt that this is totally Derek Dooley.

Not only that, but I just got an e-mail from the nephew of a reliable source who works at the Subway inside the Chevron at the corner of College and E. University that Dooley's wife was spotted working out at the Auburn Curves in a pair of red leggings that completely clashed with her bright blue top.

Dooley is expected to be announced as Auburn's new coach as early as next Monday, with Pete Carroll and H.R. Pufnstuf strong possibilities to join his staff.














(Am I doing this right?)

UPDATE: Damn real life screwing around with my satire.

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