Assistants gettin' paid, son

Blutarsky has up a measured, well-reasoned response to my recent statement that the current ca$h money feeding frenzy for SEC assistants--particularly at Tennessee and Auburn--might represent a new financial strategy on the part of the league's football programs.

Rather than make a measured, well-reasoned response to Blutarsky's post, however, I decided to illustrate said assistants' newfound wealth using Blingee, the Internet toy of choice for 13-year-old girls everywhere (also Holly, which is how I found out about it). Enjoy.

Orgeron:



Malzahn:



Kiffin the Elder: