This is the sort of technology we cannot let fall into Russian hands

So, unless you're a subscriber to Life Under a Rock brand Internet service, there's a good chance you've noticed that over the past 10 days or so we've finally reached the apex of human evolution. Unless you think there's a better explanation for the invention of Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat.







Now, just when you thought things couldn't get any more awesome, you can have Keyboard Cat play off anyone you like. Sure, the results don't have the breathtaking grace and subtlety of the clips made by the professionals of YouTubeland--no overdubbed sound or slo-mo replays, unfortunately--but that's a minor complaint when you can

PLAY MIKE PATRICK OFF, KEYBOARD CAT

PLAY "BAMA'S BACK" OFF, KEYBOARD CAT

PUNT BAMA OFF, KEYBOARD CAT

Anyone who wants to gussy those up with actual editing (a96?), feel free. Until then, enjoy as is. (HT: The Dish.)