Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Todd 2: the Toddening

The official poster:

I think the misspelling is particularly apt here. He'll have to earn the "a," right?

If you've got any other "Todd 2: the Toddening" 'shop submissions, send 'em on.

(Thanks to friend-o'-the-blog Rod for this one.)


jrsuicide said...

i'm not sure if Chris Todd can fill the shoes of Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz but i'd like to see him stab a couple of nazis in the face.

best Tarantino movie since Pulp Fiction.

Sullivan013 said...

"Thou, nature, art my goddess; to thy law
My services are bound. Wherefore should I
Stand in the plague of custom, and permit
The curiosity of nations to deprive me,
For that I am some twelve or fourteen moon-shines
Lag of a brother? Why bastard? wherefore base?
When my dimensions are as well compact,
My mind as generous, and my shape as true,
As honest madam's issue? Why brand they us
With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base?
Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take
More composition and fierce quality
Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed,
Go to the creating a whole tribe of fops,
Got 'tween asleep and wake? Well, then,
Legitimate Neil, I must have your ball:
Our coach's love is to the bastard Todd
As to the legitimate: fine word,--legitimate!
Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed,
And my invention thrive, Todd the base
Shall top the legitimate. I grow; I prosper:
Now, gods, stand up for bastards!"


J.D. said...

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Chris Todd will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster."

Chris said...

Chris Todd="The Bear Jew"
Bama=Nazi officer who refuses to give Aldo Raine information

It doesn't turn out well for the latter.

I agree with jrsuicide. Great movie.